so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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