In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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