"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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