You really coming over, don't trick.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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