so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
