I wish I could teleport
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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