I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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