i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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