We're like a lot better than the average bears
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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