all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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