is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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