CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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