Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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