You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Randomize
