people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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