3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
