All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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