remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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