Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
