My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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