does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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