I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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