Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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