I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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