ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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