you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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