I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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