Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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