just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize
