Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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