i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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