Buhtt sex?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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