This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
