that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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