Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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