I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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