people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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