So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
please come you make the beer taste better
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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