They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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