Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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