Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Your penis caused this!
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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