Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
