You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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