4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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