You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I can tuck mytits in my pants
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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