ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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