Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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