Having a random hookup so left but love u
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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