I am puke
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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