Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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