I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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