The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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